This post is courtesy of my good friend from Chicago, Lorna. She tipped me onto The Sneeze and even more specifically onto this post. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! It definitely made my week! Hopefully you find it as entertaining as Lorna, Wyatt and I did. Warning...if you do decide to investigate further on some of his other writings (the one I linked above is safe) he does enjoy the F word. It's not used frequently but it is used. Happy laughing!